2024 Best Christian Pickup lines

For those people who have more Biblical knowledge than skills in speaking to the opposite sex, these funny Christian pick up lines should help you break the ice and maybe get a side-hug at your Bible study, youth group, or Christian college campus.

These are some of the best Christian pickup lines I have found online. They will make you laugh, cringe, and pray for God to bring you a spouse. And at the end of this post.

Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?.
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I don’t know if you noticed, but when you walked into the room, that was me giving up a clap offering.
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So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized… I don’t have yours!
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I’m no Joseph… perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I’ve been having about you?
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I just want you to know, I’m praying for you… No, I’m praying “FOR” you
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Unfortunately I can’t perform miracles, and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for two people
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I may not have a job right now, and I may live in my parents’ basement, but I swear to you I’m storing up treasure in heaven and my mansion is gonna rock.
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I know it’s absurd, but every time I walk toward you, it feels like I’m being led to Bethlehem.
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Some of the Best Christian Pick Up Lines

Are you Adam? cause to me your the only man in the world!
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Your name must be Milk or Honey… ‘cuz you feel like something I was promised.
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Hey girl, the bible said to think about what is pure and lovely……so I have been thinking about you all day.
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Is your name David? Because you’re a man after my own heart.
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As Heaven rain falls today I remember how much I’ve fallen in love in love with you. They say water makes you slip but if loving you is a slippery slope, you’ll never see me standing.
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Did you say your name was Esther? Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this.
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Hey Girl, You are safe with me. I’M IN THE LORD’S ARMY
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Hey girl, am I on the road to Damascus? Cause your beauty is blinding!
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You can call me Pharoah. Cause I will never let you go.
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Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
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When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
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Hey girl, I heard God called you. Can I do the same?
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Is this seat saved? Because I am.
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Hey girl, are you related to Abraham’s nephew? Because I like you a LOT.
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I’d like to get to know you biblically.
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God was just showing off when he made you.
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I’d make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
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Let me check your tag… Yep, just as I thought – Made In Heaven.
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The fact that I’ve met you shows that God loves me.
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I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I’ve converted to divine revelation.
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You can call me Jonah …Because I’m going to show you a whale of a time.
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Would you touch me? So I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.
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Feel free to drop me a comment below and if you actually use one of these lines and it’s successful please share your miracle story below! You can also share your pickup line in the comment section below